I don't know how to tell you this

I suck at telling people news. So just, you know, bear with me.

Coddle


I do, indeed, have news, though. I do hope you're sitting for this, and thankfully I was to. Sitting that is. I mean, I was sitting when this happened, so I am thankful for that, or I might have just fallen into the lake. Oh, I was in a boat at the time. But I was sitting!

Man, this is awkward. Don't you think this is awkward? Yeah. Well, I'll just cut to the chase and then skeedaddle out of here. Ready? I'm engaged. *Squeeeeeeeeee*

My cat is incredibly excited about this development, see?

Impressed